Tag Archives: ReThuggery

Go With Her Gut

WASHINGTON — As legislators gathered Tuesday for a critical vote that would go a long way toward finally repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act, Senator Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV) was reportedly struggling to weigh the interests of her entire constituency against absolutely nothing. “Honestly, it’s a tough call—on one hand, you have opposition to the repeal from a majority of Republicans, virtually all Democrats, and the entire healthcare industry, while on the other, you have not one sound argument or credible opinion,” said Capito, admitting she was, even now, having difficulty balancing her desire to keep as many West Virginians insured as possible with there being no reason whatsoever to do otherwise. “This is an agonizing decision. Sure, there are sound justifications for voting no on ‘repeal and replace,’ but then there’s emptiness, literal emptiness, when you look for reasons to vote yes. All I know is, I have to get this right somehow.” At press time, Senator Capito had resigned herself to the fact that both sides had valid points and she would just have to go with her gut when the time came.

Go With Her Gut

Rep. Karl Oliver: Rascist and Retard

Racist and Retard Karl Oliver

Racist and Retard Karl Oliver

Sweet Jebus H. Kerist! The neo-Confederates of The Once and Future South have lost their ever lovin’ minds (such as they are.)

Mississippi State Rep. Karl Oliver (Republican) recently called for the lynching of anyone who tries to take down Confederate memorials.

It is worth noting that to those members of The Once and Future South America lynching is one of the things they consider a prerequisite to Making Amurika Great Again!

It is also worth mentioning that Karl Oliver and his ilk are all Trump supporters. 1

Rep. Karl Oliver: Rascist and Retard

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  1. “I am shocked—shocked—to find that racism is going on here!” Or, as Trump is wont to say at his “rallies”: “Go on, get ’em outta here!”

Flynn Takes the 5th

Once Upon a Time there was a very self-righteous man:

In a surprising reversal, the self-righteous man then sought out immunity: 1

U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday backed a decision by his former national security adviser to seek immunity in congressional investigations of possible ties between his election campaign and Russia, but there was no immediate sign a request would be granted.

Retired General Michael Flynn, who resigned only 24 days after becoming national security adviser, wants protection against “unfair prosecution” if he testifies before the intelligence committees of the U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives, his lawyer, Robert Kelner, said on Thursday.

Testimony from Flynn could help shed light on the conversations he had last year with Sergei Kislyak, Russian ambassador to the United States, while national security adviser for Trump’s presidential campaign.

U.S. Representative Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the House of Representatives intelligence committee, said it was too soon to consider immunity requests.

And, finally, that same self-righteous man has refused to testify before Congress 2, staking out his claim to the 5th Admendment:

Hmmm – puts me in mind of something.

“What a piece of work is a Flynn! … And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of trash?” 3

Flynn Takes the 5th

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  1. ’cause, ya know…he’s guilty as sin.
  2. While simultaneously demanding immunity.
  3. Apologies to The Bard.

You Lie!

Apparently, as written in some ancient tome or another, you do reap what you sow…

GRANITEVILLE — U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson received some protests Monday like other Republican congressmen nationwide during town halls this year, getting drowned out at times with loud boos and receiving 30 seconds of “You Lie” chants.

“I’ve also supported the local solicitor here, and the solicitor in Lexington all efforts to make sure that violence against women is fully enforced,” Wilson said, prompting one of the loudest negative responses of the congressman’s 40-minute question-and-answer session with voters in Aiken Technical College in Graniteville.

Many in the crowd of nearly 200 responded with a phrase he blurted out during a 2009 joint congressional address by then-President Barack Obama: “You lie! You lie! You lie!.” Wilson in 2013 voted against extending the Violence Against Women Act.

Aiken resident Dana Phillips said she was disappointed with the town hall, adding that she’s embarrassed to have Wilson as her congressman because of his outburst at Obama. Phillips said she attended to show Wilson that not everyone agrees with his views in the heavy Republican district.

“I moved here from somewhere else,” she said. “If I had known before I moved here that this is the man who stood up in Washington, D.C., and yelled at our former president, I would not have moved here.”

You Lie!

Simply Lies

“We have heard such claims before and they proved to be groundless. Indeed, they are simply lies. The purpose of cutting taxes is not in fact to raise growth but to downsize government, which is an end in itself for Republicans, whether or not it raises growth. They believe there is only so much freedom to go around and when government gets bigger it necessarily comes at the expense of individual liberty. Therefore, cutting government is per se a good thing. 

Republicans also believe in a theory called “starve-the-beast,” which posits that the only way to cut spending is to slash taxes first. It is precisely because tax cuts reduce revenue and raise the deficit that this works. Deficits, in the Republican mind, arise only because of spending, never because of tax cuts. Thus their response to higher deficits is always to cut spending.”

Simply Lies

We’re Going to Lose So Much

Steve Bannon may think he is the Sith lord, but the Freedom caucus looked at him and saw this:

A fat retirement age alcoholic in rumpled clothes stinking of yesterday’s gin with bloodshot eyes, a mean streak a mile wide, who has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

There are pockets in this country where believing your own bullshit and being the legend in your own mind is rampant (DC obviously, with Silicon Valley a close second, but also Hollywood, Wall Street, upper levels of corporate America, the Catholic church, and upper levels of academic administrations), but when you come slinging a piece of shit and people see you for what you are, you get laughed out of the room.

What was it trump said?

“We’re going to lose so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of lose losing, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t lose anymore.”

We’re Going to Lose So Much

The Administrative State

In case you missed this bit of Sunday fluff:

Giants in telecommunications, like Verizon and AT&T, will not have to take “reasonable measures” to ensure that their customers’ Social Security numbers, web browsing history and other personal information are not stolen or accidentally released.

Wall Street banks like Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase will not be punished, at least for now, for not collecting extra money from customers to cover potential losses from certain kinds of high-risk trades that helped unleash the 2008 financial crisis.

And Social Security Administration data will no longer be used to try to block individuals with disabling mental health issues from buying handguns, nor will hunters be banned from using lead-based bullets, which can accidentally poison wildlife, on 150 million acres of federal lands.

These are just a few of the more than 90 regulations that federal agencies and the Republican-controlled Congress have delayed, suspended or reversed in the month and a half since President Trump took office, according to a tally by The New York Times.

The emerging effort — dozens more rules could be eliminated in the coming weeks — is one of the most significant shifts in regulatory policy in recent decades. It is the leading edge of what Stephen K. Bannon, Mr. Trump’s chief strategist, described late last month as “the deconstruction of the administrative state.”

A close reading reveals these rapidly disappearing regulations were put forth in order to protect the citizenry, e.g. you, me…the Deplorables.

Ah, the Deplorables. Thanks, guys. 1

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  1. And you, too, Russia! Oh, and the Koch brothers’ funded rightwing groups that perpetuated ReThug gerrymandering throughout the land, as well as restricting voter rights: Excellent job, folks!

Obamacare Lite

House Republicans on Monday released their long-awaited plan for unraveling former President Barack Obama’s health care law, a package that would scale back the government’s role in helping people afford coverage and likely leave more Americans uninsured.

House committees planned to begin voting on the 123-page legislation Wednesday, launching what could be the year’s defining battle in Congress and capping seven years of Republican vows to repeal the 2010 law. Though GOP leaders expect a boost from the backing of the Trump administration, divisions remain and GOP success is not ensured.

The plan would repeal the statute’s unpopular fines on people who don’t carry health insurance. 1 It would replace income-based subsidies the law provides to help millions of Americans pay premiums with age-based tax credits that may be skimpier for people with low incomes. Those payments would phase out for higher-earning people.

The bill would continue Obama’s expansion of Medicaid to additional low-earning Americans until 2020. Beginning then, states adding Medicaid recipients would no longer receive the additional federal funds the statute has provided.

More significantly, Republicans would overhaul the entire federal-state Medicaid program, changing its open-ended federal financing to a limit based on enrollment and costs in each state, a move likely to cause funding cuts.

In perhaps their riskiest political gamble, the plan is expected to cover fewer than the 20 million people insured under Obama’s overhaul, including many residents of states carried by President Donald Trump in November’s election. Republicans said they were chiefly focused on reducing costs and increasing choice for consumers. 2

In other words, the ReThugs plan on burning down the ACA for the insurance money; fuck everyone else. 3

Obamacare Lite

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  1. Instead, in its typical cock and ball slurping fashion, the ReThugs will introduce a thirty percent surcharge on all premiums, for a full year, on any individual who lacks coverage for two months or more. Which is NOT a fine at all, but instead just you know…The Insurance Industry’s Due. Totally different.
  2. Though they are not above tossing more money to their owners corporations.
  3. There is a FAQ site for the ReThug’s plan here. It starts out with an oft-repeated ReThug lie: “Obamacare is collapsing.” Then devolves into further lies. The long and short of the Obamacare-Lite plan offered by the ReThugs is as follows: Huge tax breaks for the richest Americans are coming. No worres, though – we’re sure you’ll do just fine.

Health Care is Complicated

Washington (CNN) – [OMP] noted with some exasperation Monday the complexity of the nation’s health laws, which he’s vowed to reform as part of a bid to scrap Obamacare.

“We have come up with a solution that’s really, really I think very good,” [OMP] said at a meeting of the nation’s governors at the White House.

Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject,” he added. “Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

If by nobody OMP means himself, then, yes, that quote makes sense.

Can’t you just see the faces of his sycophants and lackeys as they struggle to reassure OMP that’s he’s not stupid: NO ONE could ever ever evah imagined how difficult a topic heath care is.

Certainly NOT the Obama administration.

And definitely not that Crooked Hillary!

OMP later didn’t say “We’re going to present our plan soon. And it’s going to be a fantastic failure, I promise you! Not everybody will be able to receive coverage, and by everybody I mean those people. It will be yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge..ly expensive!

The Deplorables are deep in denial, still. We wonder what, exactly, it will take to wake them?

Health Care is Complicated