Vast Right-wing Conspiracy

Soooo…one wonders 1 whether perhaps there is a vast left-wing conspiracy that has dedicated the last 25 years to fabricating and selling conspiracies about anyone on the right?

Anyone? Anyone? Anyone heard about this before…Anyone?

Vast Right-wing Conspiracy

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  1. Asking for a friend…

Jeremy Durham: Moron

In an effort to outdo North Carolina in squeamish stupidity, Tennessee’s GOP representative Jeremy Durham co-sponsored a similar Ya Cain’t Pee Here, Faggot! bill.

One always suspects projection in such cases and Durham does not disappoint: the stupid redneck has so many inappropriate behaviour issues he’s been kicked out of the normal Legislature building  “to a new office building Thursday and limited his access to staff after a scathing Tennessee attorney general report found the Franklin Republican engaged in inappropriate physical contact and potentially poses a “continuing risk to unsuspecting women.”

34 women have complained about Durham’s behavior.

On the other hand there are exactly zero reported incidents of transgenders sexually harassing anyone in public bathrooms.

That’s why we need the pee laws. Just in case!

Jeremy Durham: Moron

Estoy Jeb! Y Quiero ser tu Jefe!

Jeb! identified himself as Hispanic on a 2009 Floride voter-registration form. The New York Times has a copy of the document.

Do we need to point out that neither Bush nor his parents are Hispanic?

Jebus H. Fucking Ke-rist. Talk about voter fraud; can you imagine if a Democrat from Hawaii had done the same – gone native, as it were? We’d never hear the end of it. And if this had happened in Kansas, why good ol’ Kris Kobach would first have had Jeb! struck from the voter rolls, then probably hanged. Because…teh stoopid.

And, remember: Jeb! is the smart one…

Estoy Jeb! Y Quiero ser tu Jefe!

Five-Ring GOP Circus

For those of you not keeping track of the five-ring GOP circus this year, Bobby’s departure last night culls the 2016 Republican presidential primary field down to just 14 wannabes.

‘Just 14’; can’t believe I wrote that with a straight face.

FiveThirtyEight put together the below chart so you can track your pony candidate. But before you lay any money down, be sure to check out the odds

Five-Ring GOP Circus

Five-Ring GOP Circus