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The Mother Lode

A week after […OMP…] began to publicly distance himself from White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, alt-right ringleader Mike Cernovich threatened to release a “motherlode” of stories that could “destroy marriages” if Bannon is formally let go from the administration.

Cernovich made the claims that he’d release a series of “scoops” if Bannon is officially pushed out of the White House on an eleven-minute, self-recorded Periscope Thursday night.

“If they get rid of Bannon, you know what’s gonna happen? The motherlode. If Bannon is removed, there are gonna be divorces, because I know about the mistresses, the sugar babies, the drugs, the pill popping, the orgies. I know everything,” said Cernovich.

“If they go after Bannon, the mother of all stories is gonna drop, and we’re just gonna destroy marriages, relationships — it’s gonna get personal.”

For the love of Thor, don’t “officially” drop Bannon; bad enough we had to witness Kanye’s self-indulgent sleeping habits, I don’t think we could survive being exposed to say…Kellyanne Conway’s peccadilloes.
Same Old GOP

Time’s Person of the Year

da FamilyLast year it was The Protester.

Back in 2006 it was me. 1

Once again Time’s panel of…deciders 2…are enjoying their annual spotlight while most of the civilised world trundles merrily, obliviously along.

Among this year’s potential honorees are Mario Draghi, Stephen Colbert, and Bashar al-Assad – as well as the Higgs Boson Particle: are all on the short list.

But for my money it’s got to be Kim Jong-Un.

It’s been nearly a year since his father, Dear Leader, passed and look what the lad has done with both his country and new family!

The boy’s a lock. 3

WNBTv - Good TV!

Show 3 footnotes

  1. And look where that led.
  2. Somewhere in Texas an old, irrelevant man grinds his dentures…
  3. Unless it’s the person who wrote 50 Shades of Gray:Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his vise-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips. His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine… My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance. His erection is against my belly.” Hell…that must be worth a gol-darned Nobel!