In and Out Dim Sum!

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  1. Correct as the vid’s premise is, I’m still not sure I can bring myself to vote for Ron Paul.
  2. Also? I’ve no problem with anyone occupying Texas, foreign or otherwise; any citizenry that elects both Bush and Perry doesn’t deserve self-rule. Now if the vid’s makers had subsituted Colorado…

Mozel Tov!

Congratulations to all the gay couples in New York who have long dreamed of being legally divorced married; late last evening NY Gov. Mario Cuomo signed into law a same sex marriage bill.

This means New York will be the sixth, and largest, state in the union to adopt gay marriage.

Also included in the bill (though wholly under-reported) is a new rite in the marriage ceremony itself. Any time a same sex marriage is performed, when asked “Do you take…?”, the respondent(s) will now turn to the audience and spit, “The fuck you lookin’ at?”

risen like sourdough

Myself? Well, frankly, I’m torn.

Do I continue with my blameless life and ascend on schedule with my brethren this Saturday?

Or do I, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn 1, check into the Raphael and sexually assault a chambermaid, thereby guaranteeing I won’t miss Oprah ‘s big do on the 25th?

Choices, choices, choices…

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  1. The guy is a TOTAL Oprah nut, it’s the only thing on his DVR.