The Sessions Sessions

Trump's New Pet Poodle: Jeff Sessions
Trump’s New Pet Poodle: Jeff Sessions

Just a note: there isn’t any particular personal stance of Sen. Sessions that will be problematic should he be confirmed as US Attorney General for the Manchurian President-elect’s (hopefully) brief reign.

Of course, some of Sessions’ legal opinions –including his statement this morning that Roe v. Wade is unconstitutional— are more problematic.

But the real issue with selecting the Senator as USAG is the fact that Sessions would be nothing more than the Manchurian President-elect’s pet poodle, content to let that unworthy break the law at will, without ever rousing his office to even glance askance into the Manchurian President’s dealings.

As so officially begins the Neo-Confederate Kleptocracy.

The Sessions Sessions

2016 Electoral College Ratification

Normally ratification of the decision of the Electoral College is a mere formality, with One Side “Yeaing!” and The Others sullenly silent. However there’s (a slight) movement afoot to disrupt things:

More than 50 Electoral College members who voted for Donald Trump were ineligible to serve as presidential electors because they did not live in the congressional districts they represented or held elective office in states legally barring dual officeholders. That stunning finding is among the conclusions of an extensive 1,000-plus page legal briefing prepared by a bipartisan nationwide legal team for members of Congress who are being urged to object to certifying the 2016 Electoral College results on Friday.

A joint congressional session is scheduled to ratify the 2016 Electoral College vote this Friday. While there have been calls to challenge that certification—including one women-led effort saying Trump’s victory is due to voter suppression targeting people of color—the analysis that scores of Trump electors were illegally seated, and the additional finding that most states won by Trump improperly filed their Electoral College “Certificates of Vote” with Congress, is unprecedented.

“We have reason to believe that there are at least 50 electoral votes that were not regularly given or not lawfully certified (16 Congressional District violations and 34 Dual Office-Holder violations),” the executive summary of the Electoral Vote Objection Packet said. “The number could be over a hundred. We urge you to prepare written objections for January 6.”

It is surpassingly easy to file a challenge: Only one member of the House is required to file an initial objection. Thereafter a member of the Senate must also sign on. Once this occurs,  both chambers can debate the issue.

As last ditch efforts go, weak tea, indeed.

Frankly, I’ve doubts the Dims have the balls to move forward with the effort, but we’ll see.

2016 Electoral College Ratification

Our Manchurian President-elect\’s Roots

Major Major’s father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a longlimbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn’t earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major’s father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen.”

Major Major’s father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all. He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could.

Our Manchurian President-elect's Roots