Well, hell – here’s my picks for the NCAA March Madness this year.
Who knows – perhaps I’ll do as well as back in 2015 when I was in the top 1%. Or, more than likely, I’ll end up like last year, a total meh.
LAST update at 9:44 AM CDT, 16 March 2017. Whew….
On the one hand…congrats to ‘Nova!
On the other hand…not so much with the winning this year.
My South and West brackets were ‘so-so’ to ‘good’, especially opting to ride ‘Nova to the final game. However my East and Midwest brackets pooled blood like a Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre : nothing could save them.
Final stats –
- PCT – 81%
- Rank – 2,501,911
- PTS – 850
Well, there’s always next year.
In response to exactly 3 readers, here’s my NCAA March Madness bracket for this year.
No, I don’t expect to make the top 1% like last year; if Buffet isn’t putting up a cool million, what’s the point?
I mean, Duke was a lock to win, right? Everyone knew that.
But Wisconsin was the wild card – they had to come through against Kentucky, not an easy task.
All of which is by way of saying my bracket picks landed me in the top One Percent, biatches!! At 1 in 120,000, I’m a shoe-in for the
Death Buy Best Buy gift card and Maui trip.
Talk some smack now, boys!
Well, if nothing else, if all I take away from this bout of March Madness is bone bruises, shame and utter humiliation, I will have at least learned, once and for all – never never never select a Big 12 team.
They always play down to expectations.
As a CU alumni, I know college football – both of national championship excellence and stink-the-place-up-like-Dan-Hawkins-coaching-at-Kansas ‘quality’.
It is also a given that as a CU alumni I’ve only had stink-the-place-up-like-Colorado experience with collegiate basketball.
However that doesn’t matter a whit during March Madness.
Anyone and their dog can fill out a NCAA tournament bracket, confident in the knowledge that they, too, will never ever choose flawlessly. That in fact by the end of Round 2 their bracket will look like a gut-shot cowboy stranded in a parched desert, surrounded by slavering buzzards.
So despite the Buffet’s stinginess, despite my utter lack of first-hand expertise on the subject, and most assuredly despite the catcalls and other trolling this post may provoke, herewith follow my 2015 NCAA Bracket picks.
Go ahead: laugh it up, fuzzballs.