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A couple of things are happening even as we pen this:

First, a good number of national leaders at Davos are calling the president* (Live! On Stage!) a shithole. Deservedly, n’est-ce pas?

This bit o’ flesh is apparently worth $130,000 to the president*.
Why…it’s Melania! What do you suppose is in the briefcase: $130K?

Second, the somewhat sketchy area known as Knobtown 1 is getting ready to put on the Ritz!

Why? Because the president*’s (putative) one-time paramour is coming ! says The Kansas City Star.

Specifically, to LEGS Party Bar, catty-corner from Sheila’s Closet and Summer Time Massage.

According to The Star there’s just a $10 cover charge. But if you look on LEGs web site you’ll see that you need a “table and bottle” reservation. No idea how much that is, though Thor knows we’ve called and emailed the business enough asking that exact question.

When we learn how many more Ameros are needed to see the president’s bit o’ squeeze in the flesh, we’ll let you know.

Oh – and if you go? Class up, boys; don’t wear those tight whiteys!

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The Trump-resistant solid gold toilet, crafted by Maurizio Cattelan.

In other Trumplandia art news, the Guggenheim has offered to loan the First Couple a gold plated shitter for their personal White House quarters.

The White House had requested the loan of van Gogh’s Landscape with Snow, but were rebuffed by the museum. 2

As the Guggenheim curator noted, the painting is “prohibited from travel except for the rarest of occasions”, and was already traveling to Bilbao, Spain, and then would be returned to New York “for the foreseeable future.” 3

And, seriously? Who would knowingly loan the president* anything nice? Have you seen what he’s done with the presidency so far? Why, it’s a gold plated scandal.

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Show 3 footnotes

  1.  Which is really no more than a few assorted buildings built around the Noland Road and Blue Parkways/350 Highway intersection.
  2. And here we’re assuming the request was originally submitted by Melania, whom –we’re assured– has some artistic sensibilities, her taste in men aside.
  3. Or until Mueller assists the president* out of office, whichever occurs first.

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