The Sheriff of Nuttingham

After the Sheriff of Nuttingham’s abrupt resignation last week, he issued the following statement:

“I have chosen to retire to pursue other opportunities,” the statement said. “I will have news about my next steps in the very near future.”

If we had to guess, we’d anticipate early next week Generalissimo Donaldo Juan Trumpo will announce the White House –now a full-fledged employment agency for sociopaths, christian crazies and bottom-of-the-barrel grifters– has employed Clarke in a supernumerary capacity 1 whose main function is to drive “libtards” mad.

This announcement might come sooner should the Generalissimo deem the media’s coverage of his Texas Empathy Tour less that sufficiently laudatory.

Au Courant

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  1. But one that allows Clarke to sport a new uniform, replete with new & improved imaginary medals.

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