As we type Hurricane Irma has been declared a Category 5 storm (Harvey was a 4 when it drowned Houston.)
Another possible path sends it slicing across Florida, hopefully right through Mar a Lago, though it is far more likely to destroy Generalissimo Donaldo Juan Trumpo’s Caribbean mansion, le Ch teau des Palmiers.
Sadly, a third path tracks Irma skittering across the Caribbean to strike Texas. Again.
Here’s hoping le Ch teau des Palmiers takes the brunt of the storm.