comey pre-translationWe’ve friends who of late worried a dreaded normalization of OMP was well underway. 1

Wait for it, we advised: civilized people can pass for savages, savages cannot pass for civilized people. It’s just a matter of time.

Yesterday’s action not only proved us once again correct, but also removed any doubt as to OMP‘s qualifications for The Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

The White House has said Comey was removed for his handling of the Clinton e-mail scandal, which has most of official DC and the MSM confused; didn’t OMP praise Comey’s handling of that episode? Well, yes, he did. But what has he done for OMP since? Is Hillary locked up? No, well don’t let the door hit ya on the ass…

Possible Comey Replacements:

Rudi Giuliani. Jebus H. Ke-rist on a Pogo Stick, no! On the other hand, he does have all that foreign government entanglement thing going on, so he’d fit right in with the rest of the neo-Confederate kleptocrats…

Chris Christie. Jebus H. Ke-rist on a Pogo Stick, no! On the other hand he’d simply be another partisan hack and, as such, would be almost entirely predictable…

John Pistole would be a bipartisan pick that would actually server the FBI well…so he ain’t gonna get it; wouldn’t be prudent.

Both the smart AND the desperate money is on Andrew McCabe, the current acting Director, though OMP is just as likely to pick someone political, Trey Gowdy say, just to rally his base, never mind the only “law enforcement” experience Gowdy has is all related to his Select Committee to Destroy Clinton’s 2016 Election Chances by Repeating the Phrase Benghazi! Over and Over and Over Again…

And so it goes.

Until OMP learns of his impending impeachment via Twitter, we assume from Sen. Al Franken  of course, we’re gonna have to keep a chary eye out at all times, sit with our back to a wall and be sure to keep our powder dry; it’s almost like this crew is working from a template


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  1. “Remember,” they said wistfully, “when W. was the worst that could possibly happen? Oh my lord, but we miss those days.”

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