Trump at the Debate

Strangely enough, I was reminded of another President… 1 2

Trump at the Debate

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  1. Though with much better, the best hair.
  2. Trump was so bad last night he reminded me of a kid I knew back in seventh grade who swore up and down he was a rock guitar genius. Well, since the guy lied about everything else, no one believed him. But he kept to his story – he could shred! Finally one of us, I don’t remember who, called him on it. So he said “come by my house this Saturday and I’ll prove it!” We agreed, of course. When the big day came around we all trundled after him down into his basement rec room. The kid said “now, watch!” and went and started a turntable where he had an LP queued up. I don’t remember the music because my attention was fixed on this poor schlub who immediately started playing an air guitar. I mean, he played that imaginary instrument as if his hair was on fire. Hard to say if it was good or not ’cause…ya know…imaginary! No one laughed at him because it was so obvious he needed help, help a bunch of 10 year old boys were not able to provide. When he was done he thrust a fist into the air, glowered at us and said “See!” Yep, we surely did.”

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