Extreme Bundy Cruelty

Speaking of Y’all Qaeda…

Ammon and Ryan Bundy have decided jail sucks. Not only that but they’re so pissed off about it, they’ve filed suit against the government.

Among other things the Bundys are upset that they have to stay in single cells, and only get to walk around freely during quote-unquote “walk time,” which the jailers schedule. Why, it’s almost as if the Bundys were in jail!

Ryan gets rather descriptive about his sufferings:

All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated. I cannot participate in religious activities and temple covenants, and wear religious garments. 1  …My right to freedom of speech is being hampered by monitoring and recording. My right to freedom of assembly is being violated; I am not allowed to see my brother and move about. Yesterday, I attempted to discuss these issues with the U.S. Marshals, and they said that these were simply the jail rules. …My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right.

Yep, you bet – you can’t have a gun (much less multiples of them) in jail.

Bet the food sucks, too.

Y’all Qaeda – can’t handle dildos or a little solitary. Pussies.

Extreme Bundy Cruelty

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  1. He’s RLDS so I’m guessing he’s missing his magic underwear. Though, given his situation? He’s probably better off wearing whitey tighties.

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