Tex-Ass

It’s gotta be a competition.

You know, like the Colorado-Tex-Ass Tomato War? But between Brownbackistan and Tex-Ass. And instead of hurling over-ripe fruit at each other the participants present for national ridicule dueling morons.

First up this week was Brownbackistan Sec. of State Kris Kobach when he endorsed Forrest Trump’s bid to become president of these here United States of America.

Kobach cited Trump’s “tough stance” on illegal immigration, a topic that so worries Kobach he is willing to deny thousands of minority Brownbackistanians’ voting rights in an effort to stem the tide of 2 or 3 instances where an illegal immigrant actually tried to vote in his state.

Also? There’s the fact Trump is the only candidate who would be willing to give Kris and his serial killer haircut a job.

Go Kris!

Not a state to be taken lightly, however, Tex-Ass immediately responded for the win with state Board of Education candidate, Mary Lou Bruner, who loudly and proudly proclaims president Obama to have once been a gay drug whore.

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It’s normally hard to out-moron Kobach, but Bruner pulled it off. Goooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, Tex-Ass!

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  1. She also believes in all the usual evangelical-conservative-tea-bagger tripe, but that’s become par for the course down in Tex-Ass any more.
  2. Between loons like Bruner and Ted Cruz, Molly Ivins must be beside herself in whatever Valhalla crusading journalists occupy upon their deaths; Great Thor but she would have made crispy burnt ends out of Cruz. Miss that woman.

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