Quick! As we post this 1 John Kasich has garnered no more than 5% of the vote in any state today.
For the real money:
- Does Kasich throw in the towel tonight?
- If so: at what time (w/i 5 minutes)?
- If not: how soon after his (putative) Ohio win?
- How greasily smarmy will Cruz appear tonight after his (putative) hair of his chinny-chin-chin win in Tex-Ass?
- Are Cruz and Rubio REALLY so stupid they believe Trump will select one of them as his VP?
- Is Ben Carson EVER going to get a clue?
Triple Bonus Round
- Who is Martin O’Malley and why is he important? 2