Bang Bang, Mommy

Great Thor, I haven’t laughed out loud for this long since forever.

Well, that’s not true; it was probably just the last time some other fucking maroon allowed their small child to shoot them. 1

I’m sure the mother will survive, only to return to her idiotic ways. She will undoubtedly claim it was lucky her tot hadn’t instead shot some stranger.

Except if she continues with teh stoopid, the poor kid will inevitably shoot someone else. And that will also be labeled an “accident” or a “tragedy”.

Bang Bang, Mommy

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  1. There’s a rough sort of justice involved in these events; there’s a strong correlation between H. Monastic and gun-stokers.

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