Remember this lady?
She saw a couple of guys pushing a cart of goods out of a Home Depot back in October, watched as they loaded the merchandise in their van and started to drive off.
Moreover, Duva-Rodriguez says she heard a scream.
So she did what any red-blooded, real ‘murican would do: she pulled out her gun and started shooting. ‘Cause…a person was in danger!
Well…at least according to Justice Roberts: Home Depot, having been ascribed personhood exactly like…well, people…was in dire danger of being robbed of the princely sum of (an est.) $1000. Certainly that was worth possible collateral damage, amirite?
According to a judge, not so much: he revoked Duva-Rodriguez’s concealed carry permit to until at least 2023. And sentenced her to 18 months probation.
“I tried to help, and I learned my lesson that I will never help anybody again,” she told the media afterwards.
Thank Thor. 1