Estoy Jeb! Y Quiero ser tu Jefe!

Jeb! identified himself as Hispanic on a 2009 Floride voter-registration form. The New York Times has a copy of the document.

Do we need to point out that neither Bush nor his parents are Hispanic?

Jebus H. Fucking Ke-rist. Talk about voter fraud; can you imagine if a Democrat from Hawaii had done the same – gone native, as it were? We’d never hear the end of it. And if this had happened in Kansas, why good ol’ Kris Kobach would first have had Jeb! struck from the voter rolls, then probably hanged. Because…teh stoopid.

And, remember: Jeb! is the smart one…

Estoy Jeb! Y Quiero ser tu Jefe!

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