On Dead Pig Fucking

David Cameron

Let us first mention that when a couple of frat houses that ring the CU campus attempted to “rush” us (back in the day), we saw far “worse” things than dead pig fucking.

Having said that we also note that not deigning to respond to the allegations is exactly opposite to the response anyone who had not fucked a dead pig would offer. Instead they would say something like “Hell,no, I didn’t fuck a dead pig. Are you crazy?!”

However the secret societies the rich and famous end up pledging tend to be unusually perverse, so it would not surprise us if Cameron fucked a dead pig. Indeed, it might explain the vague non-answer (put out by his office, not Cameron himself.): what if there’s a reddit of 4chan admin sitting on a picture of same? This way if such surfaces he can claim he didn’t lie about the incident. He may well have fucked a dead pig, but b’gawd he didn’t lie about it.

Though, frankly? It is a moot point; most of the world believes he fucked a dead pig. 1 Good thing he’s not currently standing for office. 2

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  1. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
  2. Though someone was kind enough to put together a lot of campaign music for him on Spotify.

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