“They tell you that there’s a war on women,” he said. “There is no war on women. There may be a war on what’s inside of women, but there is no war on women in this country.”
Thus sayst Ben Carson, neurosurgeon and Noted Wacko, on the real battleground in the Rethug’s infamous War to Control Stuff Inside Women.
According to Ben there is no war on women. Just any and everything to do with their vaginas. ’cause men totally own those, n’est-ce pas? Oh, and the womb – men only have say over women’s wombs. 1
Chris Christie stated Saturday he would combat illegal immigration by tracking foreign visitors like FedEx packages.
Christie, well in the back of the clowns seeking the Rethug’s nomination for prez, told a campaign event in the early-voting state of New Hampshire that, if elected president, he would ask FedEx’s chief executive officer, Fred Smith, to devise the tracking system.
Immigration has become a top issue in the Republican campaign, with front-runner Donald Trump swearing to Gawd! to deport the estimated 12 million or so illegal immigrants and to build a wall along the southern border.
“At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is. It’s on the truck. It’s at the station. It’s on the airplane,” Christie told the crowd in Laconia, New Hampshire. “Yet we let people come to this country with visas, and the minute they come in, we lose track of them,” he said.
FedEx’s CEO, Fred Smith, was unavailable for comment. 2