Hookers For Hillary

Hookers for HillaryThere’s endorsements…and then there’s endorsements.

Prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s world famous “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada are banding together to announce their support of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Following Clinton’s formal announcement, the sex workers launched their “Hookers For Hillary” initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement:

*Foreign policy experience
As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier. The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will. With her eye on the international landscape, the Bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Service’s Colombian prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail “buys American.”

And there’s more, so much more. 1 You should definitely check the site out for yourself, if only to be reminded of the 1990s web page design philosophy. 2 3

Show 3 footnotes

  1. As you might expect the Bunnies are big on health care.
  2. I kept expecting Leisure Suit Larry to pop up somewhere on the page.
  3. Can’t believe Hillary isn’t playing the Bunnies’ support up more, can you?

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