Supernatural Dating

Haven’t you often wished there was a dating service that took your more outré beliefs into account, an organization that would cull those pesky reality-based singles from the pool to save you from those awkward first encounters? 1 But wait! Now there is…

A doorway is about to swing open. It welcomes you to join a very unique group of men and women who, in many instances, have secretly maintained an ongoing interest in anything that defies a conventional explanation (and I really mean anything).

Makes no difference whether it’s visitations by aliens, haunted houses, extra sensory perception, astrology, mind control, curses, spirit healing, vampires, zombies, prophecy, contacting the dead, mind reading and anything in between.

Can I really be suggesting a social dating society directed specifically to people interested in all of the forementioned (sic) areas?

Absolutely! Furthermore, these folks would like nothing more than to meet other people with whom they can discuss their thoughts, beliefs, and experiences without compromise…without fear of embarrassment. They want to speak openly to a special someone who will listen, understand their feelings, and react appropriately.

Wow: 2 Tell me more!

Why a Supernatural Dating Society™ now? Actually, it has been an idea that’s resulted from numerous “meet and greet” sessions where I have had many opportunities to talk to those who attend my shows.

But who’s running this site? How can you be sure this isn’t some half-baked idea Dan Akryod spun up to compete with The Onion? Rest assured acolytes: the site is owned and operated by none other than The Amazing Kreskin himself! That should provide the confidence that all Cuthulu-worshiping singles need!!!

I want my Supernatural Dating Society™ to empower people such as yourself to be able to emerge from the shadows and finally meet other individuals who share their feelings. I want YOU to have such an opportunity.

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The Amazing Kreskin’s Supernatural Dating Society!™ It’s for YOU! 3

Supernatural Dating

Show 3 footnotes

  1. No, not ‘religion’ – that’s what churches are for.
  2. And here imagine Christopher Walken saying that.
  3. This would have been perfect fodder for X.O. had he not diminished and drifted into RL.

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