Mike Huckabee: Family Safe

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has accused President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle of parenting by double-standard, in an interview published Tuesday, saying they shelter their daughters from some things but allow them to listen to the music of Beyoncé.

While promoting his new book, Huckabee told People magazine, “I don’t understand how on one hand they can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything — how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school … and yet they don’t see anything that might not be suitable” in the lyrics and a Beyoncé choreography “best left for the privacy of her bedroom.”

Why does this sound so familiar?

Oh…wait, I remember! Ol’ Mike jammed out with Ted Nugent back in 2011 (Huckabee plays bass) on one of Ted’s family safe songs: Cat Scratch Fever. 1

But, you know, Huckabee’s white and Nugent is, well, fuckin’ insane, so they can be forgiven their little ditty about pussy, amiright? 2

Mike Huckabee

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  1. Seriously, Huckabee even played the bass like a politician; barely moved and showed no signs of life. But those lyrics, man…
  2. Fuckin’ Huckabee; what a jackass.

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