Whites Riot Over Pumpkins

Whites Riot Over Pumpkins!!!

Admit it: you’re expecting a link to The Onion, n’est-ce pas?

Instead let’s head over to that staid lady, The Boston Globe, for the full story.

Whites Riot Over Pumpkins!!!

Of course Twitter went bananas.

No word yet whether any whites were shot, either with hands in the air or full of pumpkins. 1

Pumpkins – the very definition of first world annoyances problems.

{Anyone else remember this on the white-on-white epidemic of violence problem?}

Whites Riot Over Pumpkins

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  1. There is no little irony in the situation: whites rioting over pumpkins, overturning cars and putting people at risk and not even a single rubber bullet was fired? Is it any wonder the majority of citizens don’t understand the institutional racism they swim in?

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