KC Royals Must Be Destroyed

Congratulations to the Kansas City Royals!

Their improbable run to the World Series is one of the best postseason stories in baseball history. In just a few weeks, the Royals have transformed themselves from the pinnacle of baseball irrelevance to an unstoppable force.

Now, of course, they must be destroyed.

Baseball is no longer America’s pastime. Neither is football. No, no, America’s latest and greatest pastime is tearing down the very thing that has been placed on a pedestal not five whole minutes earlier.

“Look at that amazing thing! Let’s knock it down and watch it shatter!”

“Woooo! Yeah! It looks so much cooler all busted apart!”

Let the Kansas City Royals Hating Begin

KC Royals Must Be Destroyed

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