The latest meme surrounding the events in Ferguson, Missouri, has to do with outside agitators: they seem to be the current root of all e-vil. To wit:
Antonio French, a local alderman who has joined the nightly marches, warned of a new dynamic after Sunday night’s chaos. “There is a small group of people who cannot be defined as protestors/demonstrators. They are more like fighters/rebels/insurgents,” he tweeted.
But what, exactly, comprises these outside agitators? We already know about Amnesty International, the crème de la crème of outside agitators, so let’s take a look at the rest, shall we?
But the perception that they are among the visitors has shifted some scrutiny from police to the eclectic clusters of civil rights activists, anarchists, nihilists, socialists, hipsters, artists, Muslims, Christians and Buddhists.
You’re kidding, right – nihilists? And hipsters?! Do these hipsters have nasty, big, pointy teeth? Run away, run away!!!
But you know who da po-lice should ultimately fear? Us Buddhists: “thass right – we be laying some heavy zen koans on your ass, mess up yo mind, you point those guns at us...” 1
Mo-ther fucker! 2