Okay – we admit it. We just love the phrase giant Siberian holes. 1
However…everyone’s heard about THE Siberian hole to nowhere, n’est-ce pas? But…not everyone has heard about the other two holes. Which appear to be man-made; but…not. Or…maybe, well – fuck: who knows?
Regardless, something is going on in Siberia; causal origins comments range from the Silver Surfer to a Bond villain to Dune sand worms. Personally? We’re pretty sure it’s the End of Days that the wing-nut religious rightwingers are always going on about.
So…we’ll just have another beer and let someone smarter – Congress? – figure it out.