Kansas Knows Your Mind

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The state of Kansas knows what you really meant (or didn’t mean) to do and will hold you (fiscally) responsible (despite any contract you may or may not have entered into with any other willing party) for your actions as part of Governor Brownback’s tireless efforts to reduce taxes, improve and enhance its citizens morality and faith in baby Jeebus, as well as ensure Kansas’ stature as the laughingstock of the nation. Go forth and sin no more.

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  1. Yes, indeed, bears do shit in the woods. Except in Kansas where some bureaucrat hunts them down to charge them, by the individual leaf no less, for wiping their asses.

6 Replies to “Kansas Knows Your Mind”

  1. You can also look at this as two women conspiring to receive financial support from the state by getting a baby. That’s why when normal people do this, even their lawyers have lawyers.

  2. The last time I trusted someone on the Internet who said she was a lesbian, I ended up coming to in an ice-filled bathtub in Guymon, Oklahoma and missing one of my kidneys.

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