A good portion the US population thinks he’s some sort of hero. An equally rabid faction of America’s populace would love to pillory if not hang him. So it’s not like George Zimmerman doesn’t understand he would be wise to keep his head down through at least the next millennium.
Instead the cynical, media-manipulating genius goes out and assists a family out of their overturned and blazing SUV (said fire he snuffed with a fire extinguisher; what’s with this guy? He carries a handgun AND a fire extinguisher around with him? Next we’ll learn he also has an AED –with laminated certificate–in his fanny pack.)
We understand that Geraldo has scheduled an expose 1 showing that George recently moved right next to I-4 and Route 46 just so he could save a family. It didn’t necessarily have to be Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two children…any family would have sufficed. Though, honestly? A black family, preferably with a black boy in the car, would have played better, sources close to Geraldo state.
Too bad the SUV couldn’t have been either black or white – blue is so wishy washy.
- Assuming he can find some clothes by then. While apparently fit as a fiddle, Geraldo’s mind has dissipated to the point where he believes America is interested in his bare body. And while we don’t have any interest, per se, in his 70 year old corpus, we should mention it’s not as in-your-face incongruous as that doctor who’s overdoes on his own testosterone supplements, what’s this name, what’s his name…right: Jeffery Life! Now that’s one buff oldster! Which I suspect still isn’t helping him with the female 20 and 30 somethings, what with them having an innate feel for i.) sperm motility and, ii.) bottom line bank statements. Still, if we had several tens of thousands to spare we might invest some in Dr. Life’s elixir… ↩
- Backseat of a Taxi would make a GREAT rock band name. Or, ya know, a good name for the royal baby; not too pretentious, not to snobby… ↩