Last February we noted that Google was putting serious money into wearable computing.
According to eye witness reports we are going to have to add a couple of new hand motions into our “not mentally disturbed; don’t call 911” memory banks: typing into one’s palm and temple scrolling, though rapid ‘trigger pulling finger’ will still be alarming. 2
- By “public”, we mean large, overly aware and self-conscious megalopolises with high a concentration of
Tupperware salespeoplesocial and traditional media. That means, no, you won’t see them out and about in Kansas City any time soon. ↩
- No word yet as to whether the product have any Rowdy Roddy sun-glass capabilities. ↩