This fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

We’ve previously mentioned the White House’s We The People web site.

You know, the online place for folks to vent over lost elections and otherwise petition our federal government for common sense solutions to non-existent everyday problems. 1 The White House promises a formal response to each petition that garners at least 25,000 signatures.

My favorite so far? This…

Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

The petition has over 27,000 signatories, which means the White House must come up with a reply soon. 2

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  1. This petition was created November 9th; one wonders what possibly might have been the causal agent here, hmmmm?
  2. This petition was created November 14th; one wonders whether John D of Longmont, CO, was fully and legally baked when he penned this piece of work?

2 Replies to “This fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”

    1. True, but everyone would be so busy building the dang things there would be world-wide full-time employment into the foreseeable future, certainly not a bad idea. The Death Star in the hands of an e-vil genius several epochs into the future I think could certainly take care of itself.

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