Last year it was The Protester.
Among this year’s potential honorees are Mario Draghi, Stephen Colbert, and Bashar al-Assad – as well as the Higgs Boson Particle: are all on the short list.
But for my money it’s got to be Kim Jong-Un.
It’s been nearly a year since his father, Dear Leader, passed and look what the lad has done with both his country and new family!
The boy’s a lock. 3
- And look where that led. ↩
- Somewhere in Texas an old, irrelevant man grinds his dentures… ↩
- Unless it’s the person who wrote 50 Shades of Gray: “Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his vise-like grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips. His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine… My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance. His erection is against my belly.” Hell…that must be worth a gol-darned Nobel! ↩