So he coughs up this hairball…

Typically it’s a threat to migrate to Canada.

Supporters of whichever side feels most beset by a probable election loss usually loudly and repeatedly declaim that it’s Canada and the Good Life for them should their man lose. 1

But for whack job erstwhile Ron Paul aide, Eric Dondero, that wasn’t enough. This is a libertarian republican, remember. He needed something grander.

“I’ve soured on electoral politics given what happened last night. I believe now the best course of action is outright revolt.”

Okaaaaay…that’s pretty grand.

“Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings. I will do the same in person. All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt.”

WNBTv is no stranger to contempt or the operatic gesture 2, but “…dead to me”?

I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted ‘O’. Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.”

“Without haste”? That’s just wrong. Though we have to admit to being intrigued by the new excuse for skipping holiday gatherings…

“Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn.

Uh…

If I meet a Democrat in my life from here on out, I will shun them immediately.

That’s it: enough is enough. This little fucktard just ripped us off. Our lawyers will be on this like white on rice!!!!

Meanwhile, Angry White Guy signs off with this:

There are so many other nasty little things I plan to do against the communists and those who support them. Perhaps I’ll keep Jim informed and he can report on my activities here at LR.

For now, off to my first assignment: Telling all my friends and family who voted for Obama to “fuck off, don’t ever speak to me again you slimeball mother fuckers.” Wish me luck!

There’s a bunch of other mewling we didn’t quote, all in the same vein – the bathetic moans of a 4 year-old who didn’t get his way. And if that’s all there was to it we would have chuckled to our self and moved on.

But there’s over a thousand comments.

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Show 2 footnotes

  1. According the the Bureau of Imaginary Labor Statistics this rarely, if ever, occurs. It’s the guy with the hook stalking lover’s lanes – happened one time down in Texas and became the stuff of legend. Everyone’s heard of it, but no one’s experienced it. Kind of like the Middle Class.
  2. We just recently posited the only way to deal with religion and its adherents is to openly, continuously mock it/them, for example.

6 thoughts on “So he coughs up this hairball…”

  1. to be fair, at least two of my friends on democratic side asked anyone who voted for romney to unfriend them and stop associating with them. I can do screenshots, but trust me, I am not making this up

    1. oh, i believe you.

      i didn’t get into it but one of the more amusing aspects (IMO) of this bozo’s rant is the notion of being unfriended; c’est tres jejune. Or…so very junior high. Either way it’s not something an adult should take seriously…

    1. Judging by the intenseness of their declamations the heavens should open with trumpets announcing the eminent arrival of an avenging angel…or at least Clint Eastwood on a pale horse with Trump, Gingrich, Limbaugh and O’Reilly following after him…
      The only problem with that is acid that potent hasn’t been available ‘round here in some time.

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