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(Reuters) – Hostess Brands Inc, the bankrupt maker of Twinkies and Wonder Bread, said it had sought court permission to go out of business after failing to get wage and benefit cuts from thousands of its striking bakery workers…

This isn’t really news. The company has been mismanaged for a number of years, declared bankruptcy back in January and have generally been in the process of winding down the business.

The only reason I mention it is that -unless Hostess sells the ‘formula’ for Twinkies to another concern – very soon there will not be a ‘food product’ left on any grocery store shelf guaranteed to outlast mankind and, perhaps, cockroaches.

Let us pray. 1 2

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  1. Or run out to HyVee and buy out what’s on the shelves. I mean…it’s not like you have to worry about them going bad, right?
  2. Also…Zippy the Pinhead? That dude ain’t EVAH gonna be the same.

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