- Find a hammer. It is key to have this later on in the process.
- Fill yourself up with as much hormonal angst as possible. You’re going to need enough to be boiling and making you almost a psychotic sociopath.
- Now, look at a lot of porn, but don’t masturbate. You’re adding unrealistic pent up lust to the equation, it’s key for these bestsellers…
The rest reads the same. Black irony or simply instructive; it works both ways.