Shakespearean Spam

URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE

O Hello !

I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope & tragedye that I explain this tragedye.

my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab & and I tragically cannot get in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes, whitescarves, whiches bramble. Please help me live wi/out the brambles by donating your pence !

I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort with 20% of the funds, pay’d back in puffed crevats, greensleeves sheet musics&slaves. no risk no danger.contact my barrister @: t8wrguhisd-upon-Avon.

Best wishs,
Othello T. Smiths

(via the redoubtable Megan)

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