Enamored as we normally are with FREE Mustard Drizzles! 1, even if it were available in the U.S., we believe we’d give this monstrosity a pass.
However, as Gizmodo correctly whines…
What the hell, America? I thought we were the land of junk food? I thought we were hot dog heaven. I mean, sure, we didn’t invent pizza, but we damn sure invented Pizza Hut! Delicious but disgusting-if-you-think-about-it cuisine is what we do best. We are fat for good goddamned reasons, and none of them involve glands. Unless you’re talking about deep-fried glands, which are delicious. Especially when drizzled with mustard. I mean, mustard drizzle! That’s not even an American Pizza Hut option, but now I want it.
Which set us to thinking… 2
Pizza Hut is nothing but a franchise, right? And franchise ‘owners’ have a little leeway to ‘individualize’ their products; it’s just a matter of time before this ‘food’ product hits America’s shores. When it arrives in Kansas City, shouldn’t we be ready to personalize it, make it our own?
How about some of the following…
- Burnt Ends Stuffed Pizza 3
- Winstead’s Tripple Burger Stuffed Pizza
- Grease From Chubby’s Fryers Stuffed Pizza 4
- Stroud’s Mashed ‘taters Stuffed Pizza 5
- Dim Sum (à la Bo Ling’s) Stuffed Pizza
The possibilities are (grossly) endless.