One senior from Tartan High in Oakdale says he asked more than two dozen girls to go with him.
But they all turned him down.
So, 18-year-old Mike Stone took to Twitter and started asking celebrities and some other sort-of famous people for a date, including Kim Kardashian and Snooki from “Jersey Shore.” He sent more than 600 tweets.
In the end, he got a yes–from an adult film “star”–a young lady named Megan Piper (at least that’s her stage name)– who said she’d love to accompany him, as long as he paid her way from Los Angeles.
Tartan High school administrators, however, have essentially told Stone it’s not gonna happen.
Perhaps Stone’s younger sister Brittany, a junior at Tartan High, sums the situation up most accurately. “Some people can say it’s creepy and some can say to him ‘you’re my hero’,” she said, “but I think for him he just wanted to end high school with a bang. And he did.”
- It’s worth noting that Stone’s mother admitted in one interview that her son had “special needs.” Indeed. ↩
- Also? If Jesse was still Governor, you could be damned sure that boy would be allowed to attend his prom with that cute porn star! ↩
- Also also? Boy, he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky Snookie diss’d him. ↩