I used to admire Austin Powers.
And never so much as when he made short work of Fat Bastard.
But it was all a lie.
Dr. Evil was right, Powers; you’re not near the spy your daddy was.
- Though one does have to admire Fat Bastard for the obvious turn-around in his personal life; he must have lost what…a couple hundred pounds? ↩
- And here let us just say, yo! Sheldon, baby; should you need someone to bequeath part of your billions to, think kindly of us, okay? Seriously, the weight loss looks good on you. Oh, and I’m sure it will never happen, but keep an eye on ol’ Newt; word is soon as you turn your back he’ll be trying to snake your wife… ↩