Bareback is the new 3rd base…

If you haven’t yet heard of this Twitter account, give it a try.

Ostensibly a ‘real’ Goldman Sachs banker 1 who has been quietly posting crap his fellow travelers spout in the hushed boardrooms, hallways and (presumably) elevators of power.

Below are just a few samples:

#1: Two weeks of family time. I’m ready for a FBT to let some bad out.
#2: FBT?
#1: Fake Business Trip.

#1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot.
#2: Maybe 4.

#1: Can we please stop calling them ‘hipsters’ and go back to calling them ‘pussies?’

#1: You’re going to Hell in just about any religion.
#2: First class, baby…

#1: Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement.
#2: Fuck. That wouldn’t cover a ski weekend.

Interestingly enough, whoever at Goldman Sachs is doing this list their home page as the Make a Wish foundation.

I’m reasonably sure there’s no irony involved.

Sort of…

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  1. As opposed to the anonymous fucks working there who raped and pillaged our country.

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