Václav Havel died over the weekend.
Havel attended no formal secondary schools; the ruling communists declared him ”too bourgeois” to continue his studies.
Instead he became a playwright. And dissident.
In ’89 he led a movement, the original ‘Arab Spring’, that toppled the ruling communist regime. Then, seemingly overnight, he became his country’s President.
Havel flipped Czechoslovakia from communism to a democracy running a free-market economy. Then, in a stroke of genius, Havel made Frank Zappa an honorary cultural ambassador to Czechoslovakia.
Newt Gingrich – Emory University (BA), Tulane University (Ph.D.)
Noteworthy for – U.S. government shutdown of 1995, 1996; 1st House Speaker ever sanctioned for ethical “wrongdoing”; serial divorcee, especially if wives’ present health problems.
Fave Music – Newt doesn’t like music.
Rick Santorum – Penn State (BA), U. of Pittsburgh (MBA), Dickinson School of Law
Noteworthy for – trying to pass National Weather Service Duties Act of 2005, a large steaming pile of corporate welfare, which caused Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington to list Santorum as one of its “most corrupt politicians”; had four young women ejected from a bookstore in Wilmington, Delaware, where he was doing a book signing, after they were overheard expressing opinions critical of the senator. The subsequent lawsuits brought by the ACLU were all settled favorably for the young women.
Fave Music – Rick doesn’t like music.
Rick Perry – Texas A&M University (BS)
Noteworthy for – Yell Leader at A&M; completing degree in Animal Science; the Trans-Texas Corridor boondoggle; Merck; famous for threatening to have Texas secede and railing against the evils of Washington spending while taking $12 billion stimulus dollars to balance the state budget.
Fave Music – Rick Perry doesn’t like music.
Michele Bachmann Winona State (BA),Oral Roberts (J.D.),
William & Mary Law School (LL.M.
Noteworthy for – founder of the House Tea Party Caucus and her (thoroughly closeted) gay husband. Oh…and Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act.
Fave Music – Okay, says none. But she looks like a raver to me…
Sarah Palin – University of Idaho (BS)
Noteworthy for – Oh, pu-leeze…
Fave Music – Sarah doesn’t like music.
Mitt Romney – Stanford (where he stayed only a year but kept a “well groomed” appearance. jesus fucking christ.), BYU (BA), Harvard (MBA, JD).
Noteworthy for – Instituted a state-wide, government-run, comprehensive health care system as Governor of Massachusetts – denied it ever since; WWASPS and Robert Lichfield.
Fave Music – Roy Orbison, The Beatles, The Eagles, Clint Black, Randy Travis, Johnny Cash
Herman Cain – Morehouse College (BS), Purdue (MS)
Noteworthy for – “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Fave Music – Okay, says none. But we’re guessing anything by Rick James or James Brown.
Ron Paul – Gettysburg College (BS), Duke (MD)
Noteworthy for – Oh, pu-leeze…
Fave Music – Says none, but I would suspect The Dead Kennedys get played on Ron’s Victor Talking Machine. A lot…
Give me the Zappa listening dissident every time.