Congratulations to all the gay couples in New York who have long dreamed of being legally
divorced married; late last evening NY Gov. Mario Cuomo signed into law a same sex marriage bill.
This means New York will be the sixth, and largest, state in the union to adopt gay marriage.
Also included in the bill (though wholly under-reported) is a new rite in the marriage ceremony itself. Any time a same sex marriage is performed, when asked “Do you take…?”, the respondent(s) will now turn to the audience and spit, “The fuck you lookin’ at?”