risen like sourdough

Myself? Well, frankly, I’m torn.

Do I continue with my blameless life and ascend on schedule with my brethren this Saturday?

Or do I, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn 1, check into the Raphael and sexually assault a chambermaid, thereby guaranteeing I won’t miss Oprah ‘s big do on the 25th?

Choices, choices, choices…

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  1. The guy is a TOTAL Oprah nut, it’s the only thing on his DVR.

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