Category Archives: 2012 idiocy

So fat that after sex he smokes a ham…

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie mentioned last week he was leaving the door open on accepting a VP nod from Mitt Romney. And…yes, cue the obvious garage door opener jokes. While finding hard data on Christie’s weight is problematic, there is no … Continue reading

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Immediately, something like scales fell from Newt’s eyes, and he could see again.

“I think FOX has been for Romney all the way through,” Gingrich said during the private meeting — to which RealClearPolitics was granted access — at Wesley College. “In our experience, Callista and I both believe CNN is less biased … Continue reading

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Ricky Wipes Himself Up and Goes Home

We expect everyone and their frickin’ dog will have a ‘learned opinion’ concerning the death of Santorum’s campaign over the next 24 hours. In fact we expect the media to be full of shit almost nothing else all day. So … Continue reading

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Ultra Maroons

“14 million is a minimum estimate of the number of Americans who would lose health insurance under Mr. Ryan’s proposed cuts in Medicaid; estimates by the Urban Institute actually put the number at between 14 million and 27 million. So … Continue reading

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Schrödinger’s Socks

In much the same way that light is both a particle and a wave, Mitt Romney is both a moderate and a conservative, depending on the situation. It is not that he is one or the other; it is not … Continue reading

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