WNBTv - will not be televised » Nick

Non-epic as real life

Nick — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:01:39 +0000

A WNBTv PSA

Nick — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:44:08 +0000

Frankly, this woman should be disbarred, disrobed or whatever they do to massage ‘therapists’. The only relaxation technique sure to work on opossums is the judicious placement of an iron or steel shovel. It’s guarangodamnedteed. ¹

Well, at least 99% chance: if one - at the last moment - out of some silly soft-heartedness, actually pulls the blow, though there is the off chance the critter will simply drop dead of fright, there is an equal chance the critter will simply appear to drop dead, only to awake and scamper off the instant you leave to search for a Hefty construction bag. Don’t be soft-hearted, don’t pull the blow — complete that massage! ↩

Russian Gymnasts à la Cirque du Soleil

Nick — Thu, 17 May 2012 01:28:40 +0000

Wow. The London Games should be spectacular.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose…

Nick — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:28:47 +0000

And The Winner is…

Nick — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:46:58 +0000

The problem of ~~botox~~ psychosomatic illness is entirely embraced by Dianetics, and by Dianetic technique such illness has been eradicated entirely in every case…

I don’t know; I want to see the DNA tests.

Who is that guy anyway?

Kilmer looks like he ate Fat Bastard..