Au Courant

This week’s au courant links:

And finally, Jugga Love!

Au Courant

The Interview

About that Sony Pictures hack

You noticed that Alamo Drafthouse took a swing at Sony the other day? Instead of The Interview they planned on screening Team America

…at least they were until Paramount banned screening that film as well.

So we reached out to Tim League for his thoughts on the matter. League offered up an obviously frustrated “No comment, Nick.” 1

Over at KC’s gossip blog (No: not KC’s Most Sued Blog - the other one) the resident travel agent-cum-movie reviewer opined exhibitors were correct in pulling The Interview in fear of lawsuits resulting from…well, anything untoward that could be blamed on the theaters screening the (putative) comedy.

There are other takes, of course.

We even hear president Obama will address the nation on the subject today right before the normal 12:30 press briefing. 2

To which the GOP responded:

Our own take is similar: the same fear that religious extremists have engendered in the world in the name of their various imaginary gods now officially plagues the secular world. At this rate we will end up accommodating others to our own to death. Sony should just grow a pair; how big could their North Korean market be?

Of more importance will be the White House and Congress’ response; this would be the perfect time to craft legislation further impeding privacy on the innernetz.

In the name of “our freedoms”, of course.

The Interview

Show 2 footnotes

  1. Seriously, if you’ve met League there’s one thing you know – he’s not shy with his opinions. Though his lack of commentary in this instance is easy to understand; Alamo had already stuck its head up once only to have it whacked. If the company further annoyed the cartel studios that might well have a negative impact on what films it would be offered in the future.
  2. Obama, it is said, is weighing a “proportional response” to the hack, which we assume means not allowing Dennis Rodman to go play any more hoops with Kim Jong Un.

Mormon Underwear

The Innernetz is a vast and mysterious universe, n’est-ce pas?

Still and all…how did we not stumble across this gem until just now?

Mormon’s Secret is the first and only site in the world selling real Mormon underwear (temple garments) to all adults, regardless of their religious affiliation. For the first time in history, online shoppers can purchase these magical temple garments without first joining the Mormon church and giving up 10% of their income in tithes. Our goal is to make “magical” underwear available to the masses for use as costume wear, fetish wear, and all your kinky, dress-up needs.

What Makes Your Underwear Real?

All of our garments follow the authentic Mormon patterns, heirloom stitching techniques, and traditional Masonic symbols hand-sewn on each garment. The underwear are available in both tops and bottoms, and come in both cotton and mesh fabrics for men, as well as a spanx-like cotton-spandex blend for women. Surprisingly, there is no such thing as kosher Mormon underwear. None of the religious groups that make and distribute temple garments go through a consecration or blessing process. The Mormon Church’s secret for making magic underwear is part pattern and part recipe. So to sum it up, our Mormon underwear are as magical as you can get! Our garments even come packaged with a satirical yet accurate description of the actual Mormon underwear initiation ritual that includes nudity, biblical references, and magical expectations.

Why Would I Want To Wear Mormon Underwear If I’m Not Mormon?

•You believe in freedom of underwear
•You have a fetish with Mormonism
•You used to be a Mormon, still love the underwear, and you’re no longer in contact with your supplier
•You’re a costume designer for a Mormon mockumentary
•Your wife has a thing for Mormon boys, 1 you’re trying to satisfy her needs…

Mormon Underware

Show 1 footnote

  1. There are links on the site to Mormon Boyz and Mormon Girlz sex sites. Here’s some of the copy on the (NSFW!) Mormon Girlz site: “Mormon girls are beautiful, young, polite, and —- as new footage reveals —- really raunchy. When a Mormon girl goes on a mission, she’s sent far from home and teamed up with another young girl, her companion. They lead very disciplined lives, waking early every day to go door to door and find converts for the church. But behind closed doors, these Mormon girls are anything but innocent…” To wit: Sister Hardy Catches Sister Pratt in the Act! What a hoot…